1)   The resort’s snowmaking gun is a pistol.

2)   The resort’s ski shop sells cross country ski wax that suspiciously resembles complimentary facial soap from local hotel. 

3)   Instead of toboggans, Ski Patrol removes injured skiers on cafeteria food trays.

4)   Daily grooming report includes tips on moustache trimming.

5)   The resort’s ski school classes feature a 300 to 1 student to teacher ratio.

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